Why do they sell
Girlfriend jeans
And mom jeans
But not wife jeans?
One pair for the young
Slim
And carefree
Another pretending to be 
For the older and
Slightly more curvy
But always modelled 
By the same teenager
Who wears each
Like she hasn't a care
In the world

What about the jeans
For the maritally content?
The not-going-anywhere
Make-his-dinner
Remember-the-appointments
Do-the-school-run
And-let-the-cat-out-again jeans?
The eventually-realise-there
Are-holes-worn-in jeans
That you had for the last ten years
And somehow they still fit
So they stayed?
Just-pretend-it's-fashionable
And-keep-going jeans

Those jeans -
Don't worry I think I have them